i barfeds in our rink
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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