Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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