Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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