Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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