Do you still have your period?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
