Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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