Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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