I wish I only lived at night.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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