Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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