Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So vagazzling was a success
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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