i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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