I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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