Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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