i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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