His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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