How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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