Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
