Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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