Buhtt sex?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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