girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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