I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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