He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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