everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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