The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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