friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
