awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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