I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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