so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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