The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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