Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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