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• (562): View more from California

  that was a gay-test. you passed.

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  with flying rainbow colors i hope!

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go

  (319): View more from Iowa

  IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it

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  I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...

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