if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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