she was so not down for the gang bang
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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