I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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