so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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