So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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