Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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