Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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