So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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