so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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