They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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