the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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