Dual....:-)
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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