he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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