I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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