I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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