shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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