No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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