Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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