doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize
