We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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