She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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