can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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