Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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