it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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